LOT #001 · ROBINHOOD CHAIN · SOLD AS-IS

A GENTLY USED CONVERTIBLE

DRAG to inspect · CLICK to honk
$HOODLESS — NOW ON THE LOT →
01

VEHICLE HISTORY
REPORT

Pulled from a chain that never forgets.
Unfortunately.

REPORT #HD-069420 VIN: H00DL3SSXRHCHAIN01
OWNERS
1 — wore a hood, ironically
ROOF
missing since mint
ODOMETER
000,000 mi — definitely not rolled back
ACCIDENTS
none *reported*
SERVICE HISTORY
oil changed once. with olive oil
AIRBAGS
replaced with airdrops
TITLE
clean — cleaner than your portfolio
PREVIOUS USE
getaway vehicle, brief
CERTIFIEDGENTLY USED
“ROBIN HOOD TOOK FROM THE RICH. WE JUST TOOK THE ROOF.”

$HOODLESS is a gently used convertible permanently parked on the Robinhood Chain. No roof. No brakes. No roadmap — just road. The top is down forever, and so are your excuses.

02

FACTORY SPECS

Straight from the dealership floor.
Numbers may be emotional.

TOTAL SUPPLY 1B one token per pothole survived
TAX 0/0 we're a used car, not the IRS
LIQUIDITY BURNT like the clutch. exactly like the clutch
UTILITY NONE it's a car with no roof. what did you expect
CA DEALER PLATES PENDING — DROPPING SOON COPY
03

DRIVE IT OFF
THE LOT

Three steps. Zero paperwork.
The keys are already in it.

  1. 01

    GET A WALLET

    Any wallet that speaks Robinhood Chain. It's your new glovebox.

  2. 02

    LOAD IT UP

    Funds, hopes, dreams. Ideally funds. The dreams come free with the car.

  3. 03

    SWAP ON GMGN

    Grab $HOODLESS and slam the door. Gently. It's used.

TAKE IT FORA SPIN

Top-down. Chain-up. One previous owner and they barely held.

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